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Boss

Industrialist Tycoon Business Magnate Entrepreneur, Inc.

An old-fashioned corn boy who started in a literal mail room back when there was still mail in large enough amounts that there were still rooms for it, with enough workers in them that they needed crews of corn boys -and even corn men- to bring in corn to feed them.

He’s made a few good investments during a few good recessions and now he runs a bunch of things he doesn't understand anything about. But he does it with the gusto of a man who has inexplicably never failed, and the world seems to have agreed with that gusto so far. So he never had to question his outdated management style or mustache. He coined the term "stagflation" during a temporary speech impediment, and is still recognized worldwide for it.

His full name is Charles Edward Overfield. A superstitious person might think his initials mean something, but science says they do not.