Head of I.T, Systems Administrator, Network Administrator, Hardware Manager, Fireman, EFR, CERT, IAEM, DMORT, and, on some mornings, DOA.
Maurice can fix everything, from spaghetti code to barbecued chips. He never sought a leadership role but, being the miracle worker people run to when things go wrong, he ended up obtaining the coveted position of being punished daily for his competence.
He is a beacon of integrity, professionalism, and excessive pathological perfectionism, like all sysadmins of course. And like all sysadmins, he is in constant panic mode and has suffered several heart attacks he is not even aware of.
He enjoys nature and hiking, as long as it's within a 25-mile radius from one of the mirror servers. Otherwise he hyperventilates and quickly dies. Sysadminotaur has been his username on forums, chatrooms and game servers since forever. He came up with it as he was desperately trying to make sense of the labyrinth-like folder structure of an old network drive back at Sysadmin Academy, while alt-tabbing a particularly epic game of Populous II: Trials of the Olympian Gods, while listening to the New York Times best-selling audiobook Portmanteaus for Dummies. He realized later in life that a reference to Sisyphus would have probably made a more accurate analogy for a career in I.T. But he remained... SYSADMINOTAUR.